and uh yeah
every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
a brief summary of bo's stage persona
On stage
fan/heckler: Woo!
Bo Burnham: SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICA DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU CHEER
fan/heckler: I love you!
Bo Burnham: Everyone tell that piece of shit to shut the fuck up. You're an annoying cunt and I need you to stop or I'll cum all over your mothers face and wipe it off with the money you paid to see this show. .
fan/heckler: *makes any sort of noise*
Bo Burnham: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MORONIC BAGS OF FORESKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE STOMACH AND THROAT SO YOU'LL ALL CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT SO SHHHHH THIS IS A LISTENING SHOW SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS
Off stage
fan: Hi.
Bo Burnham: Why hello there!!! Thank you so much for coming!!!! It means so much to me!!! I'm so lucky to be alive! Of course I'll sign that for you! Do you want to take a picture? Hug? Father your children? Of course! No problem at all! It's the least I could do! Oh, you're leaving? I hope I didn't bother you! Bye, then! Have a safe trip home and here's my left kidney just in case one of yours fails! :)))))))))))))))))))
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