i, as a Cisgender Heterosexual, believe that something is only queerphobic if its said while balancing a beachball on your head while dressed up in a big bird suit, hopping on your left foot while chanting “fuck the gay’s” and, incase you havent noticed, i was hopping on my RIGHT foot, so
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Ichabod & Abbie AU. A sullen Englishman, a self-reliant woman, and a chance encounter in New York…
i changed a cuddle buddy application to include kissing. submit your application for consideration.
honestly, i’d lovwe to get ONE of these from someone.
YES. Though I think I already have someone for that occupation. :3
WTNV AU where everyone is 12 and Cecil plays radio in his basement and thinks he’s very important and his microphone is a red solo cup painted black and his booth is made out of card board with very bad sharpie on it and Carlos is the new kid in town who is super cool and Cecil fell in love instantly. Also “station management” is actually Cecil’s mom except Cecil is very serious about being in character, and also that episode where station Management came out of it’s office after letters kept being sent in was really just Cecil’s mom getting his report card and not being happy with the results. Also Kevin is Cecil’s stupid dorky cousin who no one likes and lives across town.
IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH CAPS LOCK ON THEN I HAVE TO REPLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS TOO IT’S THE LAW